My son the stealth puker said his first word

Joey

Since my son was born, he’s always been a spitter-upper. I never bought any nice outfits for him because he’d always spew his formula all over them.

Now that he’s almost a year old, he’s getting out of that stage….or so I thought.

Since the kids have had the flu, I’ve been walking around stepping in puddles of puke all over the house. He’s so quiet when he does it, and he goes right back to playing so I don’t even notice until I step in it with my bare foot.

That cold squishy feeling in between my toes is not exactly pleasant.

It’s a good thing these carpets are being replaced in the spring.

Between all the pooping and puking, my house isn’t smelling all that pleasant either. It’s time to break out the Glade Scented Candles. Two in each room. (If anyone ever does a search for poop and puke, I’m sure this blog will pop up in the results somewhere.)

Aside from all the negativity, Joey said his first word yesterday. He was crawling around looking for me and when he couldn’t find me he called “Mommy”. Talk about a tear jerker. I’d go through another week of the vomit and diarrhea just to hear that again. It was so precious!

5 Responses to “My son the stealth puker said his first word”

  1. paidhosting Says:

    Haa ur living in puke heaven, i hope everything is fine after that crazy outbreak of that Nargovila or whatever virus we had, RUH was shutdown for like tuseday. Crazy stuff going around these days.

  2. cassie Says:

    Norwalk is the only virus I heard of. But yeah, I heard about RUH not allowing any visitors. I hope this crap goes away soon.

  3. paidhosting Says:

    I just do not get this “how can virus survive in such cold temps. in the first place” and i am so close to RUH i fear i might get infected :(.

  4. cassie Says:

    Just wash your hands regularly and you’ll be fine ;)

  5. paidhosting Says:

    Lol wash my hands, never ….eeeeehheeeee…

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