I found this picture of my daughter today when I was going through all my old albums. It was taken in July of 2005 so she would have been just over 1 year old. I had taken her out of the tub and let her run around to dry off. She must have sat on this ball with a wet bum and it got stuck.
I got this email last year just before Christmas, and since the time is almost near again this year I thought I’d post it for anyone who hasn’t read it.
Psychological Christmas Songs
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY: We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
NARCISSISTIC: Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
MANIA: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town …or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
GRANDIOSE: Go Tell it on the Mountain
ADDICTED: Angels We Have Heard When High
PARANOIA: Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I’ll tell you why.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell….
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY: Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me… (and then took it all away).
