Things I Hate

Things I Hate

I’ve been having a crappy month and I’m particularly negative today so I have another edition of “Things I Hate” for you today. Lucky you.

First off, I hate that crusty milk shit around the rim of the plastic milk jugs. When you go to drink out of the jug (because I mean, come on, who doesn’t?) you get that crap all over your lips.

I hate those rude bitches who don’t even look at you when you’re being introduced just because the guy who is introducing you is her obsession and you’re hotter than she is (yes, I’m conceited). I also hate it when they interrupt everything you say and try and make their story better when they clearly suck at telling stories.

I HATE those stupid applications on Facebook that make you invite 20 friends just so you can join.

I hate when you can’t listen to a good song anymore because it gives you bad memories or reminds you of someone you don’t want to be reminded of.

I hate when people pass you on the highway, but then they slow down and you have to pass them right away. Then they speed up and pass you again, then slow down and you have to pass them again. Use your cruise control asshole. And if you don’t have it, at least keep your eye on your speed and the other drivers around you.

I hate inconsiderate bastards and liars. Period.

I hate when my kids get sick and I can’t do anything to make them feel better.

I hate stupid ignorant douchebags like Fred Phelps. I won’t link to his horrible site but you can Google him if you like.

I hate when I buy something nice and my kids turn around and break it the same day.

I hate spam and the dickwads that are responsible for it.

I hate it when I’m having a bad enough day that I feel the need to write down things I hate and post it on my blog. I hate bad days.

I hate it when I put my contacts in my eyes but haven’t rinsed them good enough with saline solution and my eyeballs burn out of my head.

I hate it when my daughter goes into her closet and pulls out every single article of clothing which is all nicely folded, hung up, and organized. She does this regularly. I also hate it when she pukes all over the floor for no reason, then my son eats bits of it before I get it cleaned up.

Even though I’m pretty crusty today, there are some things that have made me smile in the past few hours. My son was trying to sing the alphabet and he’s not quite two years old yet. He’s also sick so he’s being extra cuddly today. I hate it when he’s sick but I love it when he’s a momma’s boy. I just can’t get over how cute he is. I don’t know what I would do without my kids.

I love how my daughter always knows when I need cheering up. She always tries to do things that make me smile and she always succeeds. Sometimes she helps me clean, sometimes she scratches my back, sometimes she brushes my hair or sings me a song. She’s such a sweety. Wonder where she got that from…

I love the flowers my friend sent me to cheer me up. When I came in the house this morning it smelled like fresh flowers even though I got them last week. I love that I have friends that care about me enough to do things like that.