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I’m Canadian - and I thought this was funny as hell.

You ever see someone wipe their face with a napkin,
except it wasn’t a napkin but a buttered bun?

I have.

I was driving in the car with my kids and I’ll Keep Your Memory Vague by Finger Eleven came on the radio. My 4 year-old asked what song it was, so I told her “I’ll keep your memory vague.”

She got all worried and cried out “Don’t lose my memory bag!”

It was funny at the time. Guess you had to be there.

I went to Walmart with my mom one time to look for a glass cutting board. We found a row of cutting boards but I couldn’t find one small enough. She found something on the end of the aisle and said “Here’s a really small one.”

It was a glass coaster.

She was dead serious.

She’ll kill me if she sees this on the internet.

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