I made a rhyme
Soup, Soup, the Magical Soup
The more you eat, the more you poop
Yes, I just came up with that all by myself. Thank you, thank you!
*takes a bow and picks up flowers thrown on stage*
Update: I just showed this to my brother and he didn’t think it was funny at all. 
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July 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 am
LMAO….I think it’s funny.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Ah well it’s sort of original. There’s this one though (could be off a little);
Beans, beans good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart!
Ha. I laugh at myself, but it’s ok.