Don’t fart on the first date
12 Jan
Guys, it is SO NOT OK to rip one on the first date.
If you think it is, then I don’t believe you deserve the chick you’re with – unless she happens to fart first. In that case, I wish you both the utmost happiness.
Don’t get me wrong. I have no problem cutting one when the need arises, but there’s a time and a place – like on your husband’s leg while he’s sleeping next to you. (But that’s only to get him back for farting under the covers and laughing as you start choking on the noxious fumes.)
So uh…yeah, just don’t. Please.
Really? Did that actually happen? (the farting on the first date part) Awesome. That takes guts… rotten guts.
Hell to the yes that actually happened! What’s worse is I actually married the guy!! Now we’re not married anymore. So there ya go!
ROFLOL OMG I’m laughing here. I haven’t had someone fart on the first date – not sure how I would handle that. It would just plain be weird and kind of disgusting. I know what you mean about a man farting & pulling the covers over your head only to LAUGH hysterically. My son’s dad did that to me ALL the freaking time…no wonder we aren’t together anymore
Well, I have worse stories than that but they aren’t anything I would be willing to share on the interwebz. I let ‘er rip once in awhile (Ok, ALL the time) but I at least have the dignity to hold it in on a date. Guys, take notes! Something else you should never do – don’t take a dump in the bathroom while your wife is showering. Also very wrong.