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40 Things Seldom heard in Saskatchewan

40. Nope, I don’t think there’s a reserve around here.

39. I heard the bonspiel was going to be alcohol free.

38. Did you hear Nicole Kidman was spotted in Prince Albert?

37. Duct tape isn’t going to fix that.

36. Come to think of it cancel that beer, I’ll have a wine spritzer.

35. We don’t keep firearms in this house.

34. Is the seafood fresh?

33. Sorry can’t help you, I don’t know where you could find a VLT.

32. I think John Deere green looks tacky.

31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.

30. I think it’s fair that Tereasa lost the idol competition, that Little
Albertan hobbit was just way more talented.

29. Honey, did you mail that donation to P.E.T.A.?

28. So THAT’S a tractor.

27. Perogies…is that Italian?

26. Why would we need beer? I thought we were just going fishing
(…hunting, curling, across the street)?

25. Honey, we don’t need another dog.

24. Who’s Tommy Douglas?

23. So a Co-op’s a store? Is there one in this town?

22. Too many deer heads detract from the décor.

21. Could you help me draw this map? I know the top and bottom are just
straight lines, but what about the sides?

20. I just couldn’t find a thing at Canadian Tire today, maybe we should go
to IKEA.

19. And over here is our line of tofu meat products.

18. Awww…Tim Horton’s again? There’s a Starbuck’s just down the street.

17. Why would you need a big truck like that?

16. What’s a bunnyhug?

15. Did you remember to change your clock?

14. Sorry, we don’t carry Pilsner.

13. Are you going to make it to Saskatoon for the gay pride parade?

12. I don’t think the Roughriders have a chance this year.

11. I’ve got two cases of Corona for the Grey Cup.

10. Could I please be served in French?

9. I just don’t feel like Bingo tonight.

8. Shame about Moose Jaw getting hit by that hurricane (…mudslide,
earthquake, volcano, avalanche, etc.)

7. So, what phone company are you with?

6. Hey, here’s an episode of “Corner Gas” that we haven’t seen.

5. I don’t have a favorite farm equipment brand.

4. It’s just over that hill and around the bend in the road.

3. Shouldn’t we put the beer in the trunk instead of up front?

2. I’m rooting for the Eskimos to take it.

1. Nope, no more for me, I’m snowmobiling home.

I got this email a couple weeks ago, but I’ve seen the pictures before. I’m too lazy to post all of them, but these are my two favorites.

I don’t know what Wasserloch means, and I have no idea what the hell they’re saying in this video, but it’s priceless anyway. I almost pissed myself laughing the first time I watched it, but then, I thought the last post was funny too!

Here’s another one I got, but I’ll just link to the YouTube video instead. This is only funny if you’re immature like me

Ok, I’ve got about a billion emails from the past couple years sitting in my Outlook Express taking up space. Every time I close it Outlook wants to compress my emails and that gets really annoying, so I guess it’s time to delete them….

The only problem is some of them are just too good to delete, so I thought I’d stick ‘em up on here. That way I can always come back and read them, and if there’s actually anyone reading this, you can read them too.

I’ve got lots, so I’ll be doing this for the next few weeks. I’m sure you’ve seen a lot of them before, but some of them are so good they’re worth looking at again. Plus I need to clean out my inbox.

Here’s the first one. It’s not the best, it just happens to be first in the list. Enjoy!

Why ARE Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People–
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000…. Tux rental-$100 !!!!

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase . You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes = one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter what how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.