Desktop Tower Defense - go suck it
Saturday, June 14th, 2008I’ve been playing this stupid flash tower defense game for days now and it’s driving me apeshit.
I found Desktop Tower Defense a few weeks ago in my quest for some kickass TD games like Bloons Tower Defense 2. I beat Bloons at easy and medium, but not hard. It pissed me off so I decided to give it a break and try a different one.
I found a few good ones, like Ant Buster, but that one gets really slow after awhile. You have to wait a long time to build up money to upgrade or buy new cannons. So I finally found Desktop Tower Defense.
It’s so simple and the graphics are “meh” but I can’t seem to stop playing it! I’m even dreaming about it. That’s how lame I am.
Beating it on easy is just stupid. No challenge whatsoever. If you can’t beat it, you shouldn’t be allowed to play any type of video game EVER. Medium took me a few tries to figure out a good strategy, but Hard is INSANE!
I won’t tell you how many times I’ve tried because that would be embarrassing (as if this whole post isn’t embarrassing enough), but I won’t be able to sleep soundly ever again until I at least beat it on Hard. There are two more levels after that, Challenge and Fun, but I won’t allow myself to try them until I beat Hard.
If you’ve beaten it on Hard, let me know! Until then, I think I have the right strategy, I’m just upgrading my little dudes at the wrong time. Also, if you want to kill a few hours (or days), go play it. It’s great for getting you all worked up and in a bad mood when you can’t beat it.
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