Got napkins?
Friday, May 30th, 2008You ever see someone wipe their face with a napkin,
except it wasn’t a napkin but a buttered bun?
I have.
You ever see someone wipe their face with a napkin,
except it wasn’t a napkin but a buttered bun?
I have.
I went to Walmart with my mom one time to look for a glass cutting board. We found a row of cutting boards but I couldn’t find one small enough. She found something on the end of the aisle and said “Here’s a really small one.”
It was a glass coaster.
She was dead serious.
She’ll kill me if she sees this on the internet.
We’ve had so much snow here this year, it’s almost unbelievable. I don’t remember having this much snow since I was a kid.
Well in the north part of town where my stepdad’s parents live, they still pick up garbage from the back alley. In my part of town, each household has a garbage bin that we roll out to the front curb every week. This way the garbage truck doesn’t have to deal with all the snow in the alleys.
My stepdad’s father, he doesn’t walk his garbage out to the back like everyone else. He drags it through the house out the front door, into his nice car, and drives it around the block to the back and dumps it in his alley where it gets picked up every week. He says it’s easier that way.
I think it’s time to go over there and shovel his back walk for him.